Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.

exactable:

JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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i-swear-on-captain-swan:

buttercupsandhooks:

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my ex man brought

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his new girlfriend

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she’s like OH MY GOD

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but i’m just gonna shake it

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to the fella over there

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with the hella good hair

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won’t you come on over baby

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we can shake

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shake

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shake

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And the

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Missy and Ben being complete idiots while filming season 5

taylorswift:

screamingiminlovewithyou:

The little car is my new favorite thing


THNX I DREW THAT!

taylorswift:

screamingiminlovewithyou:

The little car is my new favorite thing

THNX I DREW THAT!

robazizo:

And on this lovely Gilmore Girls day I leave you with this, just because it makes me happy.

tagged → #rory x jess

strengthofyourhearts:

fangirl challenge 2.0 » [36/?] characters

Monica Elizabeth Geller-Bing (Friends)

Nick Jonas for Cosmopolitan by James Worthington DeMolet

instagrarn:

dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

I don’t deserve this