Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere. He’s gotta pick this one. He’s got to. I don’t see how a pumpkin patch can be more sincere than this one. You can look around and there’s not a sign of hypocrisy. Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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my ex man brought
his new girlfriend
she’s like OH MY GOD
but i’m just gonna shake it
to the fella over there
with the hella good hair
won’t you come on over baby
we can shake
Missy and Ben being complete idiots while filming season 5
The little car is my new favorite thing
THNX I DREW THAT!
And on this lovely Gilmore Girls day I leave you with this, just because it makes me happy.
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